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retiredjesus:

when someone really attractive in school looks at uimage

 *watches a movie*  *sees a dog*
me:  if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
*flips tortillas w/ my acrylic nails*

When I'm late:  these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late:  u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!